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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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I know it might get annoying when I post about Cristi but I can’t help it, I am madly in love with this girl. I can’t even describe it; she just makes me feel happier than I have in a really long time and it’s really fucking awesome. She is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen, I swear that my jaw still drops every time I see her. When she smiles my hear skips beats and everything else just melts away and there’s nothing in the world but me and her. It’s nice to be happy again, I hope it stays like this for a long time.

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